Off to hang myself! Spy doing flip on noose Watch and lea- Choking noises Spy: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)Įngineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead. (Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster)Įngineer: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!Įngineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. Burp Points at Engineer Him!ĭemoman: I didn’t. (Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy)Įngineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: Shockedĭemoman: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest Boom! Demoman flies off from force of revolver blastĮngineer, Spy, and Heavy: Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead bodyĮngineer, Spy, and Heavy: Starts laughing like crazyĭemoman: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo. Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?! Medic: Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car Scout! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead.Įngineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?! (Car drives off and crashing noise is heard) Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck. (Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in) Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm… Spy: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom (Scout entering while doing the conga in the background) Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Medic: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed! Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead! Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof. (Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy) Medic: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy Move now! Kisses Heavy on head (Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.) (Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen) Soldier: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died! Soldier: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!Įngineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! (Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing) Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! (Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing) Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!Įngineer: Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.)
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